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Well being in the comedy business, we set out to prove that we can do a zero budget full comedy feature movie. The big complaint is that it's hard to find good actors to do comedy, so we thought we would use that to our advantage and set out to find as many "bad" actors as we can.
So we got a really bad script, bad director, bad cinematographer, a bad composer, bad make up people, and we also got a really bad "web sight" and all we now need is a bunch of Bad Actors. We plan to spoof every cliche Hollywood film ever made. It's an experiement in making do with what we have. This feature will be shot in 4 days, all scenes are one take only, the worse you do your lines, the better it is for the movie, we will break all the rules of movie making to create a cult movie called "Bad Actors". The first film is Bad Actors in the Mad Mastermind. Its the story of a mad telemarketer who is planning to take over the world by using a bad theatre group to preform live plays using hypnotic subliminal messages to take over the world. His plan is discovered by ...another bad actor. Many actors can play multiple diffrent characters. Even in the same day and same scene. There is no auditioning, you have to be a bad actor to get a part or three. This is probably the nost fun we will all have in our lives. To get an invite to our production meeting, please send a small photo, thats a small photo, no giant files. and please tell us why you should be a bad actor in our movie "Bad Actors". Some Bad Actors will even get a chance to direct parts of the film, and maybe even do bad camera work. It's all bad. We may need some Bad P.A.s , and some other bad help. This is a zero budget film, To be shot in Toronto , in the next couple of months, we have to line up our real bad locations, in the Annex area of the city. Bloor / Spadina area. ( we don't have cash for transporting Bad Actors to sets.) If you have any locations in the annex, let us know. Bad Actors will have to take an oath of Bad Actors, which will include : As a Bad Actor, you must inform us if you get a good acting role which at that time will cancel your participation as a Bad Actor, however, Infomercials are a good thing. Tells us you truly are a Bad Actor. As A Bad Actor you must promise to do your scenes with integrity and no feeling, or too much way over the top acting. You will have to participate in a Mass Audition where everyone recites the Bad Actors Oath together. Since this film might be taken way too seriously, we need some Bad Dancers, .. for comic relief. We thought some BAD SINGERS might be a nice touch, but the Idol, Franchise (Americacan and Canadian) has sown up that whole genre of glorified mediocre middle of the road (who never get run over) wedding singers. .... But we will accept some BAD mimes. And one Bad Actor will be lucky enough to do ...get this.... ready.... a three (3) minute dying scene... thats what sets us apart from all other productions, we dare fulfill the dream for movie goers everywhere... Oh Yah, we hope to eventually form a Bad Actors Club, so we can all be snooty and elitist, like the Oscar winners. Who needs them. Don't Be surprised if we hold our own Bad Actors Awards night. Congratulations, you are now on the "B" List. Sorry William Shatner, we can't use you, you are way to good for Bad Actors. However , we would welcome you to our set to inspire our Bad Actors. Your rock, Captain Kirk. |